Photo From My Local Massage Shop


Don't worry, it's not what it sounds like

(I've never set foot inside my local massage shop and I don't think I want to) 😕

What actually caught my eye was the poster on the front door

"Fast Weight Loss for £10"

COME ON PEOPLE. It's 2025

Fast Weight Loss for Ten British Pounds... Seriously?

If it were that easy, no one would be fat

We'd all pay a tenner, get our dream physique and live happily ever after

We know it doesn't work like that. It's not that easy (although weight loss is very simple)

If you're the kind of person that sees that poster thinks

"Hmm I think I'll give that a try, that's just what I've been waiting for" 😮

Feel free to unsubscribe from my emails now, because I don't think we're going to get along

If you do DO understand that 'fast' weight loss won't happen just because you pay a masseuse £10 then you're probably the right person for my coaching

Fast weight loss can happen - but not because someone gives you herbal tea or sticks a few needles in your back 🍵

You'll have to put a bit more effort in than that

I can't sell you magic potions, but I can get you in shape

Reply to this email or DM me on Insta if you want to drop between 10 and 20 pounds BEFORE summer 🌞

Joe

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